Thank you Republicans, Thank You.

Where would we be without the insane antics of the republican party? Without them we wouldn’t have such endearing and useful slang such as:

Pullin’ a Palin

• Quitting when the going gets tough; abandoning the responsibility entrusted to you by your neighbors for book advances and to make money on the lecture circuit.
• Bizarre move that will damn ambitions for higher office.

Santorum

• The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner’s anus after a session of anal intercourse. Named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator Rick Santorum because of his homophobic political statements.
• Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

• Euphemism for preforming oral sex on a woman. Specifically to lick from the bottom of a woman’s labia upwards towards her clitoris.
• Sneak away to meet your mistress. (“Hiking the Appalachian Trail” is the first explanation of where South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford was when he disappeared.)
• A poorly executed secret tryst – that isn’t a secret to anyone.
• To travel to Argentina to bang your mistress, while your gubernatorial staff back in South Carolina lies to the press about your whereabouts (see Sanford, Mark).
• To cheat on your wife.
• To be unfaithful to one’s partner e.g. in an extramarital affair. Named after South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, who was said to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, when actually he was visiting his mistress in Argentina.

responsibility entrusted to you by your neighbors for book advances and to make money on the lecture circuit. 2. Bizarre move that will damn ambitions for higher office. I bet when people saw Jade they were convinced that David Caruso was pullin’ a Palin.