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Spill the Beans Sunday #9
Posted by Chris on 5 July, 2009
Well hell, thank the zombie baby jeebus, the good green earth mother or even Daisy the dairy cow – Sarah Palin has resigned as Governor of Alaska and claims to be done with politics. The intelligent part of our country is relieved that we may never have to hear her mangle the English language again in her pursuit of rational thought. The stupid are wailing and gnashing their teeth and wondering how to facilitate her return to politics.
Now it’s your turn, tell us why you think she’s leaving the Governor’s mansion early:
- She’s beginning her run for the Presidency and she needs a lot of time to stretch
- She can’t finish anything she starts, four different colleges and a job with the Oil & Gas commission as precedent
- She and Joe the Plumber not only are going to be the Republican ticket in 2012, but they’re hiking the Appalachian trail together
- It’s damn hard work protecting Alaska from Russia, she needs an 18 month vacation on a beach in the Caribbean
- Her family told her she can no longer whore them out to get sympathy votes
- What’s that I smell, the early whiff of more scandal?
cb said
Fox News anchor.
She needs more money to support her daughter’s bastard children.
Chris said
cb ~ Go family values!
Poppy said
The one about her and Joe the Plumber made me LOL.
Chris said
Poppy ~
Kevin said
you totally snatched the early scandal from my lips.
I don’t buy that she is prepping for a 2012 bid…even she can’t be that stupid to think she would win against Obama.
That Bristol bitch is probably knocked up again by one of her halfwit cousins. Oh, yes I said it. That Trig is the result of family members swimming in a pretty shallow gene pool together.
Or Todd got wasted drunk and fucked a moose in a helicopter or something.
Or maybe, just maybe, Sarah realized that politics is hard!
Chris said
Kevin ~ have a I mentioned recently that I love you?
Peter said
It must be more scandal! Todd humped her ‘little’ girl, Sarah bedded the Jock and/or she embezzled more money from the state. Take your pick.
Chris said
Peter ~ I’m voting for scandal or terminal illness – either is good
jewelz916 said
I personally think that she’s leaving the Governors Mansion because she and Bristol are planning on starring in porn films together….”Sarah Does Saskwatch” or “Bristol Behind Bars”…”Naked Girls in Nome”…”Blow Jobs in Juno”…you get the general idea.
It would be muh more lucrative for them. PLUS…she could say things like, “Do I want you to fuck me hard? You betcha!”
Chris said
Jewelz ~ oh you betcha, I want you to fuck me harder