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Retroshit Trivia
Posted by Chris on 1 January, 2009
I was so excited to know that Kevin/Shirley from the lisp wanted to guest post on my blog. There were only two problems with that. First I never know who I’m talking to over there, sometimes it’s Kevin and he’s all butch and sexy and sometimes it’s Shirley and she’s all sweet and sexy and I forget which one of them makes me hot and my sexual orientation gets all screwed up. The second problem is that I don’t understand a thing in his list. Maybe it’s because he’s Canadian or maybe I’m just out of the loop. Either way I’m afraid he’s never going to leave Poodle for me like he promised.
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Oh, hey. Kevin/Shirley here from the lisp.
Chris has been ever so coerced pressured gracious to allow me to guest write on his blog. I’ve never done this and I’m kinda excited and nervous; anxious and nauseated all at once. It’s like popping your cherry all over again! No, not your cherry, but … oh, nevermind.
I’ve been thinking about what would be appropriate (maybe that cherry popping thing wasn’t the best way to go), yet original. Heck, I thought of snatching up an old post of his, changing the names, pronouns and some verbs and try to pass it off as my own, but that Chris is as sharp as well-aged Stilton. Hehe…I said, “snatch.”
So, I’ve decided to compromise. I’ll borrow a little from him, but make it new, exciting and specific to, well, me.
Here, for your enjoyment is the lisp’s….
Thursday 13 Retroshit “Trivia” You NEED To Know For Us To Get Along.
*Let’s start easy…you know what ADIDAS really means.
*You know what a fuzzbox is and you know how to use it.
*Tates, Cambells, Capwells and Lockridges.
*This image means what to you?
*Elmer’s Glue works best for….?
*The easiest way to launch a Love Missle F1-11?
*You know what makes “my tummy feel funny.”
*You know where Shermer, IL is (or isn’t).
*The luck I’ve had can turn a good man bad so…
*The “S” is for “super”, the “U” is for….????
*Without checking, you know who said, “Good goin’ stranger.”
*You know all the words to “Miami, Miami.”
*Moldavia.
That’s obviously a very short, very easy list, but it’s a great place to start. If nothing else, it will bring you back to some fun times.
*Bonus*
If you were able to reference all of them, you get a Wrapple!
Merry Christmas!!!
jewelz916 said
Do I win any sort of prize whatsoever for not being able to reference a single damn one of them? I’m not sure if it’s because I live in the MidWest or if I’m dead and wasn’t aware of that fact.
Seriously though…do I get a prize? Because I’m ALL about getting prizes and things!
Shirley! said
“Maybe it’s because he’s from Canada?” How.Very.Dare.You?
There is not a thing in that post that is exclusive to Canada, save for me.
You wait and see, mister.
Shirley! said
Jewelz: we can talk prizes if you can at least come up with something for each one! The funnier the better, I say.
john said
The “U” is for unique!
Along with that I only knew the first 2 right away. The image is killing me…..
Maggie's Mind said
I’ve not one damn clue, but I think I had fun, and I’ll guess anyway.
Another
Dildo
Is
Definitely
A
Sign
Right?
Chris said
Jewelz ~ if you get a prize so do I!
Shirley ~ I’m sitting here waiting for my punishment, err prize, err punishment
John ~ doing better than me
Maggie ~ too many dildos are a sign of something alright
libhomo said
Aren’t the Tates and Campbells from Soap?
It looks like I won’t get along with the guest bloggers. The rest of the stuff is a mystery to me.
Chris said
Libhomo ~ join the crowd it’s all a fog to me