It’s Crack for Dogs
Posted by Chris on 18 November, 2008
Did you know that your dog hates you? It’s true, unless of course, you’re one of the few in the know… one of the cool kids… one of the dog owners that truly loves their pet. To ensure the undying devotion and love of your dog you are required to buy them treats from Etta Says.
Etta herself describes the treats:
I’m here to tell ya that my freeze-dried liver treats are made of the highest quality, purest and most palatable hooman-grade ingredients, and are produced in federally inspected facilities. The special freeze-drying process locks in flavor, aroma, and nutritional goodness. Not only are my treats the yummiest things a dog ever tasted, but they’re good for em too! We use no fillers, additives, or preservatives, just pure liver! Feed em’ to yer doggie just cuz they’re wunnerful, or to really git they’re attention during training. Oh yeah, cats luv em’ too!
Don’t just take Etta’s word for it:
SG & TH, owners of two adorable doggies Daisy & Milo, claim that only Etta’s treats will convince those two rascals to come back inside after an afternoon of play time in the back yard.
AH & SW, owners of the incorrigible Lola say that Etta’s treats “are crack for dogs”.
How can you resist testimonials like that? Get yourself over to Etta’s site and stock up on treats now before your dog leaves you for someone who will pay attention. If that’s not enough to convince you to put in an order then consider the mug shot of company founder Etta herself – can you look in that face and deny her?
Need a new collar? What doggy doesn’t want new bling every now and then? Go green with Etta’s new line of collars:
Check out our new line of urban fresh, eco-friendly dog collars handmade in the USA from recycled bicycle tubes!
- looks/wears like leather
- 80% recycled materials
- 100% vegan materials
- simple no nonsense style
- strong, durable design
- 3 sizes, 3 stitching colors
- 100% satisfaction guaranteed
- handmade in the USA
Now, if you’ll all do as I say no one needs to get hurt and your dogs will be happy as well. Get over to the website at Etta Says and get to ordering. You’ll thank me, your dogs will thank me and we all win in the long run.
