Well that changes everything, now doesn’t it?
Posted by Chris on 3 October, 2008
Last night I watched the Vice-Presidential debate. I watched Governor Sarah Palin debate against Senator Joe Biden. I watched Gwen Ifil moderate this 90 minute exchange of ideas and ideals. In the end I came to realize that everything for me has now changed.
I’ve voting for the McCain/Palin ticket come November 4th, because of several things that I learned last night:
- McCain and Palin are mavericks and reformers – to hell with the idea that McCain voted with Bush 90+% of the time over the last 7.5 years.
- You don’t need to answer the questions presented to you during a debate as long as you have your talking points
- Obama’s going to raise our taxes, he did it 94 times already – granted it was only on those who make more than $1 Million dollars, but still that might be me some day in a few hundred years
- The McCain/Palin administration won’t have to change any priorities due to the disastrous financial bailout currently being voted on in Congress. Well thank the baby jeebus about that! I don’t want fiscal responsibility brought to our government at this point.
- Palin is one of us. Except for the fact that she and her husband are worth somewhere around 1.2 Million and I’m worth somewhere around 25 cents. But, yanno, same thing really!
- Palin has no Achilles Heel! This is just another big bonus in her favor, she has no weaknesses – what a strength that she realizes this.
- The McCain/Palin administration won’t be bothered to look back at the mistakes and blunders of the Bush/Cheney administration. We’ve got to move forward folks and mavericks don’t worry about history.
- Palin understands that the powers of the Vice-President extend beyond just presiding over the Senate and voting in the case of a tie.
- Did I mention that the McCain/Palin ticket is comprised of mavericks and reformers? Well it is!
Join me in voting on November 4th for the true reformer’s ticket. Join me in helping to put two mavericks into the White House. Join me in electing the two individuals who are almost guaranteed to help usher in the end times. Join me in praising the zombie baby jeebus, he is returning soon! Remember, the book of Revelations is a governing strategy!
sizzle said
This is right on.
madhouse6 said
rock on. it’s drill baby drill.
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jewelz916 said
You’re “DARN RIGHT” we don’t answer the questions that are posed to us.
“HECK NO” we don’t enunciate our words! In fact, I imagine the entire floor around Palin’s feet was littered with all of her dropped G’s. ‘Cause you know what? She’s “one of us”. You know, “Joe Six-Pack and Hockey Moms”?
Don’t know about the rest of the country, but I’d sure like a V.P. who is able to speak using correct grammar!
Chris said
Sizzle ~ you know it baby you and me we’ll make the state red!
Madhouse ~ bend over stud, I’ll give you a drill
Jewelz ~ grammar is overrated – really! When you’re as important as she is you don’t have to answer the question.
Northwest said
You have to give her credit. Sarah Palin is the political equivalent of Paris Hilton. Created out of thin air, substance not required. A style of their own — self-proclaimed glamour. Master of her own universe, and the rules that attend it. Too bad we stupid ones with educashuns just don’t bow and worship. But the fascist government she aspires to rule can make that happen, I can guarahntee that, you betcha!
Maggie's Mind said
I honestly thought they both did a pretty good job, but the word “maverick” has been ruined for me. Possibly forever. That’s OK, though, I guess, since I doubt I’ve ever used it and had only heard it a handful of times until getting a lifetime’s worth all in 90 minutes.
And, yes, the whole having $1 million+ and acting like that’s your average every day kind of walking around common folk annoys me and is actually kind of insulting. How much lower than toenail dirt poor must that make the rest of us schmucks be on that scale?
Gah. Wake me when it’s over and she’s not still talking.
Chris said
NW ~ that’s a good comparison. I’m getting out my kneepads so that I can bow and worship with less pain.
Maggie ~ barring crying/puking or running off stage she couldn’t help but do a pretty good job. The expectations were set so low for her that a brain dead monkey could have performed. I just kept hearing the song from an old Mad TV skit. “lowered expectations!”
All Rileyed Up said
After watching the debates, my niece said, “Who is Joe Six Pack? I’ve never heard of him.” Ah, to be young.
cb said
Is anyone else a little offended that the average american is characterized by the Republicans as being alcoholics that can only afford a 6 pack at a time?
libhomo said
Kucinich is a real maverick. “Keating Five” McCain is a total pretender.
libhomo said
All Rileyed Up: “Joe Six Pack” sounds like the name of a gay porno movie.
Chris said
All Rileyed Up ~ every time I hear Joe Six Pack I think of a really hot guy with ripped abs…
Cb ~ damn right, I can afford a half rack at least
Libhomo ~ Republican McCain is an insult to the word maverick
Libhomo ~ now that’s a movie I’d watch!