13 Ways to Spot a Gay

This week we find ourselves taking a look at the second of my reader selected lists. Last week was a rousing success and people were excited to learn about the 13 things you shouldn’t put in your butt. Considering the fear that gay folk seem to create in some straight folk I thought I’d help everyone out this week by telling you how to spot a gay. If you can see the gay coming they may not have the chance to infect you with the gay. It’s common knowledge that the gay is contagious, so your best defense, obviously, is to avoid close contact. Using these tips you should have time to run away or get something in between you and the advancing gay. Best of luck and I hope these help.

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13 Ways to Spot a Gay

1. The gay will have horns growing out of his forehead and cloven feet, sometimes a tail will be seen as well
2. The gay will go home with the first guy who looks his way
3. The gay will be wearing a rainbow feather boa
4. The gay will always have a pinkie in the air when drinking from a glass
5. The gay will never drink beer in a club, he will always drink something that comes in a martini glass
6. The gay will be leering at any man crosses his path
7. The gay will be surrounded by women who just want to sleep with him, though he has no interest
8. The gay will be the only man in the club who can actually dance
9. The gay will speak with a lisp while flapping his hands in the air
10. The gay will refer to everyone as girl, she and her regardless of gender
11. The gay will have rainbows flying out of his ass
12. The gay will have a pink triangle tattooed on his forehead
13. The gay will smell of sex, poppers and lube