Is that another meme you lazy SOB?

Stolen from Chris:

1. What do you add to your coffee?  When I wanted to start drinking coffee in high school my dad made me drink it black saying that if I wanted to drink it I’d better learn to like the taste.  I’ve never drank it any other way since then.
2. What are you reading now?  The Woods by Harlan Coben.
3. Do you own a gun?  Yes, we own three (shotgun, 22 and deer rifle) but we’re going to get rid of them one of these days. (we used to live in the country and it made more sense to have guns then)
4. Are you registered to vote?  Yes, and I’ve never missed an election no matter how minor.
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?  No, why should I?
6. What do you think of hot dogs?  I groove on Costco hot dogs, the rest not so much.
7. Favorite Christmas Song?  Silver Bells as sung by Kate Smith.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?  Coffee.
9. Can you do push ups?  Yes, but why would I?
10. What was the name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend?  First serious girlfriend Anne Marie.  First serious boyfriend Lance.
11. What’s your favorite piece of jewelery?  Don’t wear much jewelry, but the favorite would be my grandmother’s wedding ring that I had sized to fit my pinkie.
12. Favorite hobby?  Reading.
13. Do you work with people who idolize you?  No and I’d be weirded out if they did.
14. Do you have ADD?  No.
15. What’s one trait that you hate about yourself?  Too many to narrow it down to just one.
16. What’s your Middle name?  David.
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.  Is it lunch time yet, my back hurts, I want a massage.
18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday.  Nothing.
19. Name 3 beverages you regularly drink.  Coffee, water and sometimes iced tea.
20. Current worry right now?  I have to teach a class next week that I’m not prepared to teach and the materials aren’t written yet and I have no time to prepare for it.
21. What side do you dress to?  Right.
22. Favorite place to be?  Seattle
23. How did you bring in the New Year?  Nothing special think I was in bed by midnight.
24. Where would you like to go?  Now? Home.  In general? Everywhere.
25. Name three people who will complete this.  Anyone who steals it because I’m not tagging.
26. Whose answers do you want to read the most?  Anyone who links back to me.
27. What color shirt are you wearing?  Blue and black plaid.
28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?.  Not really.
29. Can you whistle?  Yes.
30. Favorite color?  Either orange or green I like both of them a lot.
31. Could you be a pirate?  I’m a butt pirate, does that count?
32. What songs do you sing in the shower?  None.
33. Favorite girls name?  Myrtle (grandmother’s name)
34. Favorite boy’s name? Don’t really have one.
35. What’s in your pocket right now?  Nothing.
36. Last thing that made you laugh?  Jester’s recap of Jesterpoo
37. Best bed sheets as a child?  Ones that were on the bed.
38. Worst injury you’ve ever had?  Tore up my left knee dirty dancing with a hot boy in college.
39. Do you love where you live?  I love my city and loathe my country at the moment.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?  Two.
41. Who is your loudest friend?  Nettie, no competition.
42. How many dogs do you have? 0
43. Does anyone have a crush on you?  If they do, I’m not aware of it.
44. What are the most fun things you ever did?  Too many to list.
45. What are your favorite books?  Gone With the Wind – Margaret Mitchell, The Stand – Stephen King, The Talisman – Stephen King, Les Miserables ~ Victor Hugo and too many more to list.
46. What is your favorite candy?  Don’t have one, don’t eat candy.
47. Favorite Team?  The gays, oh you meant sports teams.  None, I don’t follow sports, I have a life.
48. What songs do you want played at your funeral?  No funeral.  Cremate my ass and toss the ashes off the ferry into the Puget Sound.
49. What were you doing at 12 AM?  Sleeping.
50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?  Coffee, haven’t you been paying attention?