Sometimes…
Posted by Chris on 27 June, 2008
Sometimes you want to blog about something, but you can’t. Sometimes you want to blog about how the new guy at the office is a major queen that pisses everyone off, but you can’t. Sometimes you want to blog about how his nickname is Miss Prissy Pants, but you can’t. Sometimes you want to blog about how the new guy is so completely incompetent that cut copy and paste seems to be beyond his capabilities, but you can’t. Sometimes you want to blog about how he spends time in meetings either texting or writing someone’s name over and over and over like a little girl, but you can’t. Sometimes you want to blog about how he makes you remember why most of your friends are lesbians, but you can’t.
I need to find something to blog about since I can’t discuss any of that here…
sizzlesays said
Whose name is he writing over and over? Are you sure he’s not practicing his autograph for when he is famous? Not that that makes it any less stupid.
Chris said
Sizzle ~ not sure haven’t been able to get close enough to read it or to grab a sheet of paper he’s done it on yet.
cb said
YOu can just start secretly calling him “LMP” Little Miss Priss at meetings.
Or use code and say things to your coworkers in front of him like “You get the LMP report yet?”
Chris said
Cb ~ S & I refer to him as MPP
Chris said
what a hoot! I know how hard it is not to walk up to them and shove the purse up their ass… but hell, do it anyway!
Steve Rebooted said
Is this person who you can’t talk about and aren’t talking about; the one who you were excited to have join the company?
Northwest said
Oh… my… GOD, Chris. For a second there, I seriously thought you were going to talk about the new guy in your office!
Chris said
Chris ~ he made my planned 1/2 day at the office today turn into more than a full day at the office on a Friday. I wanted to smack him silly!
Steve ~ yes, I’m ashamed to admit that on first meeting him it seemed like he’d be a good fit in our department. How wrong I was!
NW ~ now would I do something like that???
Tracy Lynn said
You need spoons if you are going to be dealing with that kind of shit. All bastards is bastards, but some bastards is BASTARDS
Maggie said
Oh, that’s just awesome. I have *so* much I’d love to not say on my blog about people I don’t work with that don’t do the most asinine things and that aren’t complete cocks.
Chris said
Tracy ~ can I borrow a grapefruit spoon? I like the serrated edge and this guy is a BASTARD
Maggie ~ how lucky you are that you don’t work with complete cocks!
Fishing Around said
That’s awesome.
I probably talk more about work than I should. I’m *toning* it down. Maybe.
Loving the Lil’ Missy Prissy Pants nickname.
Chris said
Fishing Around ~ I try not to talk about it too much b/c I’m way too opinionated and if some people at work read my blog… well it could be bad!
voenixrising said
You just made my whole afternoon! Thanks, Chris!
Chris said
Voenix ~ glad you enjoyed it and it’s helped me to get it off my chest b/c the bf is sick and tired of hearing about it