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13 clues that your man is gay
Posted by Chris on 12 June, 2008
In case you were wondering it’s still June which means it’s still Gay Pride Month which means that I’m still posting queer themed Thursday 13 lists in celebration. My list this week is dedicated to those ladies who are with a gay man that’s in the closet. Now just because your man exhibits some of these signs it doesn’t mean he’s gay, just that there’s a really high chance that he is. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
Join in on the absolute fun that is known only as the Thursday 13 meme. It’s usually painless, sometimes amusing and a great way to get out a post on Thursdays. On to the list:
- He has more hair products than any woman you’ve ever met
- His skin is so soft and blemish free that you just have to ask him for his skin care routine
- He really does read Playboy “just for the articles”
- When you go down on him he tastes like ass
- When you kiss him his mouth tastes just like yours does after you go down on him
- He watches America’s Next Top Model (or similar) of his own free will
- His manicure & pedicure are better maintained than yours
- His highlights are touched up every six weeks without fail
- He has a pair of black leather jeans or a pair of chaps
- He’ll only go down on you if you strap one on for him first
- He goes commando or wears a jockstrap depending on the pair of pants
- He has a lot of “guys only” weekend trips to the cabin
- He says he’s gay – duh!
maggies mind said
It kind of annoys me that gay men don’t like women because there is so much to love about soft skin and neatly manicured hands, for example. Not so much the strap on or tasting like ass, though, I suppose… Your 13 always make me laugh.
Lewis said
But I do go commando (most of the time) and I do have blemish-free, 21-year-old skin. Seriously. I do. Really.
aliceaudrey said
I wonder if I could get my dh into the black leather pants….
Maybe after I get him into a kilt.
Chris said
Maggie ~ I love women, I just don’t prefer to sleep with them…
Lewis ~ where do you think most of my ideas came from?
Aliceaudrey ~ or both at the same time, now that would be interesting.
Di said
Nothing about Barbra Streisand?
pussreboots said
#13 is the most important one in the list. Happy TT.
libhomo said
14. His clothes match.
Chelle Y. said
Thanks for the advice. Since I am straight, I want my man that way too. Haha!
Northwest said
As a formerly married gay man who came out of the closet 10 years ago to my wife, I scanned your list eagerly. And found to my surprise only the last three items were bonafide indicators in my situation.
But then again, I am among the most clueless gay guys in the world on matters regarding fashion, musicals, hairy care, and skin care. Gay guys who wouldn’t give off a clue do exist, you know. And pity the poor married gal who is married to one!
Chris said
Di ~ I’m going to get my gay card revoked for this one, but I can’t stand Barbra
Pussreboots ~ yes, and the most often ignored sadly
Libhomo ~ and don’t have holes and stains in them
Chelle ~ always trying to look out for the girls, that’s me
NW ~ I find that I have less of a clue than most gay men as well, very few of these apply to me
BecK said
Hahaha I just peed a little! I’ve never been to your blog before and I will return regularly…you’re hilarous!
So how many of these do you need to? Because me dad reads Playboy for the comics? Is that the same?
Have a great day you silly head!
Melly said
Whew! This puts my mind to rest!
MAV Writer said
*giggles* Interesting choice,I think the last made me laugh. Thanks for the comment, by the way!
voenixrising said
Hmmm…2 out of 13. I’m not very gay, am I?
Maybe I just like cock?
Chris said
Beck ~ thanks! I think you need more than one to be considered gay…
Melly ~ glad I could help you out
MAV Writer ~ thanks for stopping by
Voenix ~ liking cock is all it takes!
Sarah said
Well, my husband does read playboy for the articles, xD, but he also does look at the pictures. Does that count?
Chris said
Sarah ~ I think the looking at the pictures overrides just reading for the articles.