Because I suck…

you get a meme today. I’ve been working on a post that takes a look at the Flag Code and the appropriate and inappropriate ways to display the US Flag. Yes, I know it sounds very very exciting and you can’t wait to read it. Well you’re going to have to wait because last night I was trying to finish up some editing so I could post it this morning and somehow I managed to lose half the damn post. Just goes to show that I shouldn’t work on posts when I’m tired or have a migraine. With that lucky stroke of fate I needed something to post today so I’m stealing this meme from Poppy.

What is in the back of your car? The back seat – nothing. The trunk – my gym bag, the bag of stuff for Goodwill and the “car kit” (gloves, flares, etc).

Name one person that made you smile today? No one yet, but it’s early. Want to try?

What were you doing at 8 am this morning? Eating oatmeal and responding to work emails.

What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Teaching my students how to create new users & groups in RightFax.

What is your favorite candy bar? I’m a diabetic I don’t get to eat candy bars anymore, but even when I could I didn’t like them much.

Have you ever been to a strip club? More times than I’d care to count, both male and female.

What is the last thing you said aloud? Since I was instructing right before I started working on this meme and I say all kinds of shit when I’m teaching I have absolutely no idea.

What is the best ice cream flavor? Being a diabetic I don’t get to have ice cream anymore, but my favorite flavors were Coffee Coffee Buzz Buzz Buzz, White Russian and Half Baked.

What was the last thing you had to drink? Coffee, black.

What are you wearing right now? Black slacks and a lime green dress shirt.

What was the last thing you ate? Oatmeal.

Have you bought any new clothing items this week? No.

When was the last time you ran? I don’t run… I have been known to walk fast though.

The last sporting event you watched? No idea, I don’t watch sports as a general rule.

What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? Buttered – is there any other flavor?

Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on myspace? No idea, I spend next to no time on MySpace, Facebook is where it’s at man.

Do you take vitamins daily? Every morning and every night. (Cinnamon, multi-vitamin, calcium, steroyl, fish oil and probiotic)

Do you go to church every Sunday? As an atheist that would be a bit strange I think. I do pray to the altar of Vodka on a semi-regular basis.

Do you have a tan? No, but I get really dark when I try.

Do you like Chinese food over pizza? How about Chinese food on pizza, now that’s a combo I could get behind.

Do you drink your soda with a straw? I don’t drink soda.

What did your last text message say? I am late, I will be there at 7:15.

Are you someone’s best friend? I hope so.

What are you doing tomorrow? Working.

Look to your left, what do you see? My water bottle, the instructor pc and my training manual.

What color is your watch? I don’t wear a watch.

What do you think of when you think of Australia? The outback and Priscilla Queen of the Desert

Do you use chapstick? Nope, blistex.

What is your birthstone? Pearl

What is your favorite number? Don’t have one.

Do you have a dog? I did for 12 years and then he died.

Last person you talked to on the phone? My mom last Sunday.

Have you met anyone famous? If they were it was only in their minds.

Any plans today? Work and then acupuncture and then So You Think You Can Dance

How many states have you lived in? Five

Ever go to college? Yes, I have a BS in Psychology with a minor in Sociology

Do you dye your hair? What hair?

Biggest annoyance in your life right now? Where the other half of that post disappeared to.

Last song listened to? “All Over Your Face” by Cazwell

Can you say the alphabet backwards? Not a chance in hell.

Do you have a maid service clean your house? If you mean my husband then yes, if you mean someone I pay then no.

Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? Tennis shoes.

Are you jealous of anyone? No.

Is anyone jealous of you? Geez I hope not, if so I feel sorry for them.

Do you love anyone? Most of the time.

Do any of your friends have children? Yes.

Do you eat healthy? I’d better, I see a nutritionist every two weeks to help me with that goal.

What do you usually do during the day? Stalk attractive bloggers.

Do you hate anyone that you know right now? Most everyone that is breathing.

Do you use the word ‘hello’ daily? I try not to speak on a daily basis.

What color is your car? White

Do you like cats? I’d better since I have two of them.

Have you ever been to Six Flags? Nope and no desire to go.

How did you get your worst scar? It’s on my left knee and it’s where they did my ACL reconstruction. Doesn’t bother me in the slightest and if it bothers you so what?