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10 Celebrities Chris would do
Posted by Chris on 3 June, 2008
Praise mother earth, the moon princess and the stars that shine at night! The exquisite torture known around here as the 100 things meme is about to come to an end. Over the last few months you’ve learned more than you probably ever wanted to know about me. You’ve had the privilege of learning:
- 10 things about Chris
- 10 things about Chris & Bryan
- 10 things about Chris & his family
- 10 things that piss Chris off
- 10 things Chris enjoys
- 10 of the things Chris wants to do before dropping dead
- 10 places Chris likes to visit
- 10 things Chris will never understand
- 10 very random facts about Chris
To finish out this train wreck of a meme I present you with 10 celebrities I would do if presented with the opportunity. But, because I enjoy bucking the norm, I’m also presenting you with 10 celebrities I would turn down if presented with the opportunity. So, without further rambling, in no particular order here are:
10 Celebrities Chris would do:
Tyler Florence
Patrick Dempsey
Eric Dane
Hugh Jackman
Angelina Jolie
Brad Pitt
Jake Gyllenhaal
Daniel Craig
Neil Patrick Harris
George Clooney
10 Celebrities Chris wouldn’t do:
Tom Cruise ~ crazy & delusional is just not sexy
Russel Crowe ~ he used to be really hot, but now not so much
Ashton Kutcher ~ dumber than a box of hair, just can’t get past that
Johnny Depp ~ he always looks dirty to me, dirty is not sexy
Keanu Reeves ~ dumb as a post just doesn’t work for me
Matthew McConaughy ~ smoked out hippies are just not my type
Mario Lopez ~ all I can think when I see him is dumb jock
Ben Affleck ~ just doesn’t do much for me
Jesse Metcalfe ~ seems like a real asshat, at least he’s no longer a twink
Hayden Christensen ~ he was in Star Wars, I hate Star Wars
maggies mind said
You know how people type LOL, but they aren’t really, um, LOL-ing? I don’t say it unless I mean it, so if I say Angelina Jolie – LOL, it means I might have had a coffee accident from my mouth to keyboard. So, thanks for leaving me a mess to clean up
Now, it’s your list, so that’s cool, but really? Doogie Howser (I know, I know he’s hilarious as Barney) over Johnny Depp? Really? I think he’s dirty/sexy.
If/when I do 100 things, it will be like this, 10 at a time. These have been awesome!
Chris said
Maggie ~ I actually think she’s pretty sexy.
And yes I really do think NPH is sexier than Johnny Depp, 5 or 10 years ago I would have switched them, but lately – meh. It’s been fun to do the list, I’m just glad it’s done.
maggies mind said
If Angelina could bottle and sell whatever it is that makes everyone so willing to cross over to the other side, she’d be ri… never mind
I don’t know why you weren’t on my blogroll, but now you are.
Chris said
Maggie ~ she’s a danger to society that’s for sure. Thanks for the blogroll, you’re going on mine as well.
Lewis said
Confirm on Jake…definitely. But I’m very much afraid that I’d have to add Matthew McC and Ashton to the definitely do list.
Chris said
Lewis ~ well then it’s perfectly obvious the only taste you have is in your mouth!
Northwest said
Chris, Chris — Do you still think Angelina is actually a man? How many times do we have to clarify this for you:)
We definitely have different tastes in men, although I agreed with all of your “won’t do’s.”
Chris said
NW ~ Angelina’s not a man? Then what the hell is Brad Pitt doing with her? I’m really confused now. Hugh Jackman is probably the only one in that list that even comes close to what I like in regular guys. Very few celebrities have the look that can make me drop my jaw and take a third or fourth look…
MichaelTAdams said
Pro: It’s good to see that no matter your sexual preference Angelina Jolie makes the list, what a gorgeous woman. And I have to admit, Brad would be on my list and I lean to the hetero side of the coin! Maybe I could just do them as a couple? Please??
Con: You hate Star Wars. Wait, do you need more clarification then that? How about Hayden Christensen is a whiny, pouty, annoying, little jack off, that should be your reason. However, I will not judge you, even if you are wrong.
Chris said
Michael ~ I’d do them as a couple with no hesitation. I know I’m wrong, but I’ve hated Star Wars from the very beginning, I just never got it.
cb said
I totally agree with both lists!! Well, except for Ms. Jolie (she’s done her BROTHER– AND Billy Bob!).
Chris said
Cb ~ oooh I forgot about that fact…
renn said
Wow. We have similar taste in men. I tend to be a FH, so it’s probably inevitable.
Chris said
Renn ~ I’ve been known to share
The Gal Herself said
I like this list better than TT on books. I’m completely with you on your “do’s” except for Angelina Jolie. Not only because I’m a straight woman, but because she annoys me. (1) I’m Team Aniston, (2) I feel about her as you do about Johnny Depp — I bet she smells and (3) I don’t dig the “I’m a slut, but a slut with a social conscience.” At least when Liz stole Eddie from Debbie, she didn’t go all UN on us.
You know, I had no idea I felt this strongly about ol’ AJ. Almost made me forget to say how happy I am that everyone is so hot for Hugh Jackman these days. I love him because he reists manscaping. God bless him.
Chris said
The Gal ~ hooray to no manscaping!
libhomo said
On the to do list, I would do 2,4,7,10
On the not to do list, I would do 2,6,7,8,9
I wouldn’t do 10 on the second list, even though I love Star Wars.
The idea of doing Angelina Jolie makes me wretch.
Now that Jesse Metcalfe isn’t shaving his chest anymore, I’m majorly lusting after him.