… and then on the 8th day Satan invaded the schools and handed out abortions right and left
Posted by Chris on 1 May, 2008
From the Huffington Post…
In a sermon given at his San Antonio, Texas Cornerstone megachurch that was telecast and available in up to ninety million homes worldwide, controversial pastor John Hagee, who has endorsed the presidential bid of Arizona Republican Senator John McCain, Jr., claimed that American public schools provide abortion services. Hagee stated, “Your daughter can get an abortion in public school without telling you but she can’t get an aspirin without your approval.” The pastor also claimed that public school teachers can force their students to study a “precursor to witchcraft” and suggests that America has invited “satan” and demonic spirits into its public school systems by failing to display the Ten Commandments on classroom walls. Presidential hopeful John McCain, Jr. has said he is “glad to have” Hagee’s support and “admires” the leadership of the Texas pastor – who has declared God has cursed and doomed America.
WTF is this guy thinking? Even McCain must realize he needs to distance himself from this type of bullshit…
maggies mind said
So that’s where abortions are done? Who knew. What a nutjob.
Michele said
Wow…I must really be lost in my own little classroom as I haven’t seen Satan wandering my halls or performed any abortions lately. Maybe the Health teacher is taking care of that one. Cannot believe that people buy this crap…and that anyone who backs it could possibly be our next president!
Chris said
Maggie ~ good to know where I need to go next time I need one…
Michele ~ I always knew that you weren’t paying much attention. Start handing out abortions and get me a picture of you and satan!
Northwest said
My folks watch Hagee every week and have contributed to McCain for Prez three times, they say.
Would I kid you about something like this?
*Sigh*
voenixrising said
Why is it the so-called “librul” media ignores these stories, but they jump all over the crap Obama’s former pastor spews?
madhouse6 said
ok, what the fuck? seriously? damn.
Chris said
NW ~ how did you turn out so normal?
Voenix ~ my question exactly
Madhouse ~ you took the words out of my mouth
Jen said
I think the “precursor to witchcraft” is actually sex ed. Because, y’know, sex is BAAAD! It shouldn’t be taught in schools! If kids have to learn about sex, it should be from their weird uncles and camp counselors and on the street, like the rest of us did!
And here’s a thought… maybe if the teachers would stop impregnating the students, they wouldn’t have to provide abortions.
Chris said
Jen ~ now how are teachers supposed to satisfy their urges if they’re not screwing their students? I thought that was what school was for…