13 Ways to Earn Extra Cash

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Need a few extra bucks? Tired of eating Ramen Noodles and saltine crackers? Tired of your fine dining options being limited to anywhere that offers you “fries with that”. These 13 options should help you on your way to fiscal solvency.

1. Sell your plasma ~ the down side is the limitation on the amount you can sell in a given period
2. Sell your sperm / eggs ~ if you run out of your own, grab a homeless person and harvest theirs
3. Sell extra items on Craig’s List or Ebay ~ if you have nothing to sell empty out your neighbor’s place
4. Give hand jobs for a dollar down by the river
5. Become a drug mule and make runs across town
6. Cook meth in your bathtub
7. Stand around outside liquor stores and buy for underage kids
8. Setup a gloryhole for lonely, desperate high school guys ~ charge by the load
9. Setup a spongebath station for homeless guys
10. Visit a nursing home, steal all the pills you can find and head for the nearest rave
11. Get on Survivor, Big Brother, etc ~ if you need cash fast this isn’t the best option
12. Start an 80’s cover band and play for quarters at a bus stop
13. Pickup used condoms, rinse out, repackage and sell to local sex workers