Furry butts may drive you nuts, but I’ll stick with Wranglers!
Posted by Chris on 13 March, 2008
According to the religious “right”, it was just a matter of time before the tolerance (???) of homosexuality led to a tolerance of bestiality. The proof that bestiality has finally begun to come out of the closet was in front of me this morning during my commute across the 520 bridge. A woman was driving a Volvo with a license plate holder that said “Corgi Butts Drive Me Nuts”. An obvious rip off of “Wrangler Butts Drive Me Nuts”, a sexual reference that I happen to follow with a determined zeal.
Does that holder mean that the she gets off on licking Corgi ass? Enquiring minds want to know, does this picture turn you on? What else is the religious “right” correct about? Could it be possible that the zombie jeebus really did come to earth to save us from ourselves?
Nah, the lady in the Volvo was probably just one sick fuck! That makes more sense.
michael said
Dude, she doesn’t lick them, she just kisses them softly, she’s not a pervert you know. I agree with the religious right about everything, except the stuff they say, and do, and talk about, and warn us against, and everything. And while wrangler butts don’t float my boat(as they say), Human butts are really my preference.(that makes it sound like there are choices.)
Chris said
Michael ~ dude you’re so right. Kissing them softly is much less disgusting than licking them. I don’t know girls in Wranglers are pretty nice to look at too sometimes!
Tracie said
I’ve seen that car!
Chris said
T ~ she disturbs me, greatly!