My 2 Cents

Queer Liberal Ranting from Seattle

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Posted by Chris on 1 February, 2008

Got dogs? Need treats? I’ve got the place to fulfill all your needs. Browse over to Etta Says! and load yourself up with the best freeze dried dog treats available. My friend is the “alpha dog” of the company so you’ll see a link to the site over in my blogroll as well. Make your dog a happy dog! ***UPDATE*** Etta and the alpha dog over at Etta Says! have given me a coupon code to pass on to all my loyal readers… Put in My2Cents10 at checkout and “receive 10% off the entire order excluding shipping.” Now that’s a reason to buy some dog treats, so get over there and start shopping! ***UPDATE***

Seattle,WA, 07/04/2005 - It is with my greatest tail waggin pleasure that Etta Says!™ (that’s me)
announces my new line of specialty treats for small dogs! I decided that I wanted my own
company because I wasn’t getting enuff attention from my hoomans. With two other stinkin
weinerdoggies in the house, laps are at a premium. I had to resort to getting one of them pet
psychics involved. She asked me a bunch of questions, and I loaded her down with a buncha
crap to tell the hoomans. I went so far as to tell her that I wanted to be up on the counter when
they are cookin. Some how the hoomans got the idea that I’m innerested in cookin! Truth is I’m
really interested in eatin! If I’m at their level, and not on the darn floor with the other “dogs”, then I
got a better chance at gettin a handout. The other 2 jest get the junk that falls on the floor. Purty
smart huh? Anyway, now I’m the fav-o-rite pooch, so here I am!

Etta Says!™ Meaty treats are made of the highest quality, purest and most palatable hoomangrade
ingredients, and are produced in federally inspected facilities. The special freeze-drying
process locks in flavor, aroma, and nutritional goodness. Not only are my treats the yummiest
things a dog ever tasted, but they’re good for em too! There are no fillers, additives, or
preservatives, so they gotta be great! Etta Says!™Meaty treats come in three deeeelicious
flavors to choose from: Beef Liver, Lamb Liver, and Chicken Liver, and they all just melt in yer
dog’s mouth. Cats love em too. My Meaty Treats are currently available in selected pet retailers in
Western WA, and online at http://www.ettasays.com. For complete list of retailers check my
website.

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