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13 High School Awards

Posted by Chris on 31 January, 2008

Every high school has the senior awards, you know the ones I mean “Wolf & Flirt”, “Most Likely To Succeed”, etc. I’ve come to the rescue of senior classes around the country by creating my list of 13 awards that may have been overlooked.

Once again it’s time for the Thursday 13, if you’re not playing, you’re not living so get a list made and join in on the fun!

  1. Most likely to develop a crack habit
  2. Most likely to spread herpes
  3. Most likely to die a virgin
  4. Most likely to be sterilized by various STDs
  5. Most likely to be the other woman / man
  6. Most likely to end up homeless under a bridge
  7. Most likely to enter rehab
  8. Future Stripper of the Year
  9. Single Mom of the Year
  10. Best Glory Hole Lips
  11. Least likely to live past 20
  12. Fluffer of the Year
  13. Hairiest Ass

16 Responses to “13 High School Awards”

  1. SuzanneSays... Says:

    Some of those crack me up, and I know people who qualify! lol My list is Thirteen Quotes that Inspire Me.

  2. fullbodytransplant Says:

    I would HATE to be a judge for those! Thanks for the laugh. As a high school teacher, I know what you mean.

  3. Maggie Says:

    Love it! At my high school I was voted “most likely to live the longest” because I had a smoking habit (and a reputation, along with some other things I don’t discuss publicly or on other people’s blogs…). The guy who got the vote with me was also a total stoner. Apparently those voting had the same sense of humor as you ;)

  4. Chelle Y. Says:

    You should apply for a Yearbook Teaching position! :)

  5. The Gal Herself Says:

    I would have loved to win #5! In high school I would have given anything to be considered a vixen. However the 12 are very funny reminders of why I will never, EVER attend a reunion. Thanks for visiting my TT.

  6. Robin Says:

    That #13 is a scary one!

  7. pussreboots Says:

    I am so glad to have high school long behind me. Happy TT.

  8. Helene Says:

    OH MAN!!! Those are hilarious and depraved!!! Good work.
    And thanks for stopping by my blog.

  9. Kaige Says:

    I think I went to school with some of those people LOL

    Thanks for stopping by! Happy TT!

  10. Chris Says:

    SuzanneSays ~ I knew people in HS who qualified too and most of them were my friends.
    Fullbodytransplant ~ if I were judging whoever gave me the sixpack would win.
    Maggie ~ stoners and smokers in highschool??? Say it isn’t so!
    Chelle Y ~ not sure they’d let me put the kinda pix in the yearbook that I would want to
    The Gal Herself ~ I’ll never attend a reunion either. I was too “square” in hs to win #5, now however… :)
    Robin ~ I know and I feel sorry for the girl who wins it!
    Pussreboots ~ I wouldn’t do it over again for a king’s ransom
    Helene ~ thanks! Depraved that’s a good way to describe me.

  11. Chris Says:

    Kaige ~ I did too, made life much more interesting!

  12. Chrissy Says:

    I was looking for “most likley to become a man or woman”
    I have had a couple of those in my graduating class!

  13. Tracy Lynn Says:

    I was voted Most Likely To Go Down In A HAil Of Bullets. Showed them, the bastards. :-)

  14. John Says:

    Great list, I can think of several candidates for those in Yawntario.

    Speaking of which… isn’t 2008 a SPECIAL year for you in that general area??

  15. Chris Says:

    Chrissy ~ I probably had a couple in my class as well, someone has to be stranger than me! :)
    Tracy Lynn ~ LMAO! This comment is exactly why everyone needs to be reading your blog! You make me laugh over and over.
    JT ~ I drew my inspiration from OHS grad class of 88, but don’t tell any of them… Define SPECIAL. I’d really rather have a nice Draino Martini than attend my 20th reunion.

  16. Tink Says:

    Haha, great list! I don’t think I would have wanted to win one of your awards… *LOL*
    Thanks for visiting my fridge TT!

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