13 High School Awards
Posted by Chris on 31 January, 2008
Every high school has the senior awards, you know the ones I mean “Wolf & Flirt”, “Most Likely To Succeed”, etc. I’ve come to the rescue of senior classes around the country by creating my list of 13 awards that may have been overlooked.
Once again it’s time for the Thursday 13, if you’re not playing, you’re not living so get a list made and join in on the fun!
- Most likely to develop a crack habit
- Most likely to spread herpes
- Most likely to die a virgin
- Most likely to be sterilized by various STDs
- Most likely to be the other woman / man
- Most likely to end up homeless under a bridge
- Most likely to enter rehab
- Future Stripper of the Year
- Single Mom of the Year
- Best Glory Hole Lips
- Least likely to live past 20
- Fluffer of the Year
- Hairiest Ass




31 January, 2008 at 9:34 am
Some of those crack me up, and I know people who qualify! lol My list is Thirteen Quotes that Inspire Me.
31 January, 2008 at 10:46 am
I would HATE to be a judge for those! Thanks for the laugh. As a high school teacher, I know what you mean.
31 January, 2008 at 11:03 am
Love it! At my high school I was voted “most likely to live the longest” because I had a smoking habit (and a reputation, along with some other things I don’t discuss publicly or on other people’s blogs…). The guy who got the vote with me was also a total stoner. Apparently those voting had the same sense of humor as you
31 January, 2008 at 11:03 am
You should apply for a Yearbook Teaching position!
31 January, 2008 at 11:15 am
I would have loved to win #5! In high school I would have given anything to be considered a vixen. However the 12 are very funny reminders of why I will never, EVER attend a reunion. Thanks for visiting my TT.
31 January, 2008 at 11:23 am
That #13 is a scary one!
31 January, 2008 at 11:31 am
I am so glad to have high school long behind me. Happy TT.
31 January, 2008 at 11:41 am
OH MAN!!! Those are hilarious and depraved!!! Good work.
And thanks for stopping by my blog.
31 January, 2008 at 11:50 am
I think I went to school with some of those people LOL
Thanks for stopping by! Happy TT!
31 January, 2008 at 12:14 pm
SuzanneSays ~ I knew people in HS who qualified too and most of them were my friends.
Fullbodytransplant ~ if I were judging whoever gave me the sixpack would win.
Maggie ~ stoners and smokers in highschool??? Say it isn’t so!
Chelle Y ~ not sure they’d let me put the kinda pix in the yearbook that I would want to
The Gal Herself ~ I’ll never attend a reunion either. I was too “square” in hs to win #5, now however…
Robin ~ I know and I feel sorry for the girl who wins it!
Pussreboots ~ I wouldn’t do it over again for a king’s ransom
Helene ~ thanks! Depraved that’s a good way to describe me.
31 January, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Kaige ~ I did too, made life much more interesting!
31 January, 2008 at 2:18 pm
I was looking for “most likley to become a man or woman”
I have had a couple of those in my graduating class!
31 January, 2008 at 5:26 pm
I was voted Most Likely To Go Down In A HAil Of Bullets. Showed them, the bastards.
31 January, 2008 at 9:37 pm
Great list, I can think of several candidates for those in Yawntario.
Speaking of which… isn’t 2008 a SPECIAL year for you in that general area??
31 January, 2008 at 11:09 pm
Chrissy ~ I probably had a couple in my class as well, someone has to be stranger than me!
Tracy Lynn ~ LMAO! This comment is exactly why everyone needs to be reading your blog! You make me laugh over and over.
JT ~ I drew my inspiration from OHS grad class of 88, but don’t tell any of them… Define SPECIAL. I’d really rather have a nice Draino Martini than attend my 20th reunion.
3 February, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Haha, great list! I don’t think I would have wanted to win one of your awards… *LOL*
Thanks for visiting my fridge TT!