Corral for the week of 12/3-7

• Because nothing says Amerika like the continuation of slavery! Students wear Confederate Flag shirts
• Got a record? Stay the hell out of Canada – ay! Canada turns away Americans at the border
• Mother Earth say No to divorce. Wanna save the planet?
• It’s so, because I say it’s so – no facts are going to get in my way. Rove is more insane than previously thought
• Shouldn’t they be praying or helping the poor or something other than this? Christians slam movie
• Even the good guys can do wrong. Senate aide in kiddie sex bust
• This guy looks better and better every day. Kucinich on HR 1955
• It’s still the hypocrisy stupid! Craig is a toiletsex loving queen
• No one is really that stupid, are they? Sheri Shepard doesn’t know what BC means
• Dana Perino’s a fucking moron! Helen Thomas the only real reporter in the briefing room
• Bush can’t find his ass with a map and a flashlight… But Morgan Spurlock can find Bin Laden?
• Postal service to get another raise? I call BULLSHIT! Rate change will hurt Netflix most
• Proof positive that abstinence education works. Teen births rise
• Revising my gift wish list as we speak… Stocking stuffer for the 21+ crowd
• Right after that we just want to do brunch! Huckabee thinks gays will destroy civilization
• The unpopular low girl and the totem pole and yes the guy is gay! Quote of the Day
• Told ya she was a bitch! Malkin blames media for reporting the facts
• Another reason to stay home on Saturday nights, other than not having a date. Clue’mo