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13 Things that I want for Christmas
Posted by Chris on 6 December, 2007
… but am unlikely to get for various reasons (listed below).
Must be time for the Thursday 13 again, follow the link to join in the fun, it’s usually painless.
- A Bush/Cheney impeachment twofer – Nancy Pelosi is a spineless waste of oxygen
- A full head of hair – none of those treatments really work and besides bald(ing) is beautiful… right? right? right?
- To drop 20 more pounds before family pictures at Christmas – my desire to eat seems to prevent this one
- A meal cooked by Tyler Florence followed by a night of wild passion – he’s straight and married and out of my league
- A Boston Terrier puppy – Bryan says no and I’m not ready after Pavlov
- A larger bladder, I’m sick and tired of having to pee every 30 mins with the 3 liters of water I’m supposed to drink everyday – this one might be possible, reminder to call the doctor tomorrow
- A pig out session at Ben & Jerry’s Scoop Shop without it making me violently ill – not gonna happen, but nice to dream about
- No traffic anytime I get on the 520 bridge – if I laugh at this one I’ll just end up peeing my pants.
- Cooking beside Rachael Rey while gossiping like BFFs – if only she’d remove that restraining order…
- A stint as a judge on the Iron Chef – as long as no one makes fish ice cream I’m good
- A romantic dinner with Bryan while being serenaded by Michael Buble – there’s so many things wrong with that wish that I don’t know where to start
- A week off work to relax and indulge – well I’m taking the week between Christmas & New Year’s off, the relax and indulge part may be the stretch
- Peace On Earth and Good Will Toward Men – not gonna hold my breath on this one either
Michele said
A great list, but not one of them helps me with my actual shopping!
Guess I could go with some Depends–not a bigger bladder, but you wouldn’t have to get up to go. PS–I called Rach to talk with her about that whole restraining order thing, and she’s just not ready to trust you yet! Oh, and thanks for reminding me about pics–I had completely forgotten that and now realize I have only 20 days to drop my own extra poundage.
Nap Warden said
Well, you won me over with #1! Great list!
mitchypoo said
LOL, I’d like a dinner with Tyler Florence too! Great list, made me smile!
shesawriter said
Hey Chris,
Thanks for stopping by my blog! Happy TT!
My Thursday Thirteen #3
Malcolm said
Bald is beautiful. The lady I am dating loves to stroke my shaved head.
I also have a week off later this month… I can’t wait! Enjoy your time off.
damozel said
Hey, 1 and 6 are on MY list too—-! Very funny list; thanks for dropping by ours!
cajunvegan said
Proud Terrorist owner here. You’ll never regret it.
pussreboots said
#1 is on my list too.
Nicholas said
I hope you get them all, especially #1
Toni said
4. A meal cooked by Tyler Florence followed by a night of wild passion – he’s straight and married and out of my league
Oooh yes, Tyler Florence is really cute.
7. A pig out session at Ben & Jerry’s Scoop Shop without it making me violently ill – not gonna happen, but nice to dream about
Ah heaven!
J. Lynne said
You are too cute! I’m adding you to my blogroll.
I hope you get #1 especially. Happy belated TT!
Tink said
I hope you’ll get it all! Great list.
Thanks for visiting my animated movies TT.