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Thursday 13 #5 - 13 very random thoughts…

Posted by Chris on 21 June, 2007

Hear ye, hear ye - once again it’s Thursday and time for the Thursday 13.

13 very random thoughts

1 - A search term that led someone to my blog was “seduction mathematician panties”, that’s going to keep me up at night. I’m very very curious as to what they were looking for and how those terms led them to my blog

2 - I know someone who has started taking Alli. I just don’t get it, is losing weight so important that you’re willing to risk a little anal leakage? Nothing like soiling yourself while standing in line at the coffee shop.

3 - Speaking of weird side affects… does anyone else laugh when the prescription ads run on tv and they finish up the ad with a disclaimer that the medicine you’re going to take for migraines “may cause blindness, deafness, ringing in the ears, hair loss, gangrene, cancer, pregnancy, loss of limbs, explosive diarreaha, x-ray vision, loss of love life, erections that last more than 4 hours, loss of employment and death…”

4 - I really don’t like social smokers. It’s completely unfair that some people can just smoke once in a while when they’re at a bar or a party. Those of us who are smokers just can’t do that, one smoke is just the beginning of a slippery slope for me. Not that I really want to smoke, but it’s still irritating.

5 - Caller ID sucks. I’m sick and tired of it not displaying the name of the caller. Half the time it only displays the name of people in my directory that are calling me, I don’t really care about them, they’re not usually the calls I’m trying to avoid.

6 - I love web check-in. I’m in Chicago on business this week and I just love the ability to check in for my flight the day before, change my seat and print my boarding pass. Then once I get to the airport all I have to do is go to the bag check kiosk and drop my bags and go through security. Saves a lot of time and when you travel a lot it’s all about how fast you can get through the airport.

7 - Speaking of the airport. I’ll get one of those security cards when they become available. A card that lets me go through a faster, shorter line at the security checkpoint? I’m all for that.

8 - On the other hand, I’m paranoid and guard my personal information closely. Do I really want to provide the Government with all that information? Sure they probably already have all of it, just not necessarily in one nice convenient spot. Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that they’re not out to get you.

9 - What the heck did we do before Google and the internet? I remember when we got a set of encyclopedias at home, we were so excited to be able to look stuff up at home instead of having to go town and go to the library. On the other hand I mourn the loss of our libraries, I loved going there as a kid and worked in the local library for several years in High School and College.

10 - It’s Pride weekend in Seattle. Not that I’ll do much more than go to the parade on Sunday, but in years past there were parties and tea dances and concerts and festivals. Oh and the lack of parking, the hangovers and the late nights. Yah I think I’ll just stick to the parade on Sunday afternoon thanks.

11 - I have a weird memory for numbers. I can still remember my grandparent’s phone number even though I haven’t called it in about 20 years. I can remember birthdays for high school friends that I haven’t seen in 20 years.

12 - Speaking of high school. My 20 year reunion is next year, no don’t do the math. I’m not going, I didn’t go to the 10 and I’m certainly not going now that I’m older, balder and fatter. My question is why on earth would I willingly go spend time with a bunch of people that on the whole I hated 20 years ago and couldn’t wait to get away from? I told my mom that if anyone from the reunion committee (yes, my parents still live in the podunk town I grew up in) asks for my address that she should tell them that I’m dead. She doesn’t want to do that for some reason… oh well I’ll just recycle the letter like I did 10 years ago.

13 - I think I have bloggers block. I haven’t blogged about anything interesting in a couple of weeks. In fact my only posts have been memes and quiz results. Maybe I’ll have something interesting to write about next week…

19 Responses to “Thursday 13 #5 - 13 very random thoughts…”

  1. Rowena Says:

    Oh goodness, I remember the encyclopedia’s, I loved having those in the house, now everything I need to know I just google it.

  2. Nicole Austin Says:

    LOL! Random but interesting. I don’t know how we did anything before the internet.

  3. Skeezix the Cat Says:

    This was a vary informutive post becuz yoo sownd a lot like my Food Lady. Espeshully #11. She can remember all her grade-skool frends fone numbers AND berthdays but she can’t remember ware she put her keys. She wishes she cood reformat her brane to make room for the things she needs to know and throw away things like Moreen Huvdin’s fone number hoo she never reely liked anyway.

    And I git weerd serch terms that bring peepul to my blog, too… one that comes up every cuppul of days is “Big Butt fotos”. I don’t have a big butt and I’m not even allowed to say butt becuz it’s on my bad werds list. I’m shur the big butt fotos sercher is vary disappointid win he gits to my blog.

  4. BecK Says:

    Yep those are some great random thoughts…they make the world go round!
    Hey I’ll try that drug that gives you x-ray vision as a side-effect!! Do it give you anal leakage too? maybe I don’t want to see through walls…

    Great TT!

  5. sophie Says:

    I was saying the same thing to someone at work last week. I’m one of those people who freaks out when I can’t think of something. We couldn’t remember which childhood injection made the dimple on the injectee’s arm. Instead of thinking about it all day, I just used Mr. Google and confirmed that it was smallpox. We had the brown World Books at my house.

  6. SlipOfAGirl Says:

    I really don’t like social smokers. It’s completely unfair that some people can just smoke once in a while when they’re at a bar or a party. Those of us who are smokers just can’t do that…

    Damn right.

    Wish I could tho. :sigh:

  7. Jacky Says:

    LOL…It may have been random, but it sure kept my attention! And yea, I’de probably be up nights wondering what on earth that person was searching for too!
    ~Jacky
    http://vt251.blogspot.com

  8. Arte Seduçao Segredos Says:

    well done!

  9. Lori Says:

    Well, I didn’t read last week as I was out-of-town, but this one was hilarious! My friend and I were just talking yesterday about what we did “before the Innernets”. I still adore books (I used to read encyclopedias at the table while we ate) and I own 4 sets of encyclopedias. My “library” has become the repository for encyclopedias that no one wants. When we no longer have access to technology, they’ll be knocking down my doors, I’m sure!

    Ditto to #8. I’ve spent my whole life trying to stay under govermental radar. Then we adopted from Ethiopia and now the lowest clerk at the State Department can read about my sex life. Lovely.

    And I didn’t go to my 20th reunion either. We were in Ethiopia. :-)

    Thanks for dropping by!

  10. pussreboots Says:

    Tee hee. I’m married to a mathematician. Maybe I need to find those panties. j/k! Great TT. Hope you get over your bloggers block. Thanks for stopping by to see my roses.

  11. Adelle Laudan Says:

    Great post lol Love the bit about smoking since I just quit after smoking over 30 years Yay me lol I’m into my 4th month and for some reason I have been dying to have a cigarette the past few days sigh, this too shall pass. Happy T13!

  12. buttercup Says:

    I think reunions get better as we get older. I just went to my 10th year from college and it was not only way better than the 5th year, but it was actually - and shockingly - a lot of fun. Maybe you should try it? I went to my 5th year high school reunion but not my 10th. I think curiousity would bring me back for the 20th.

    I also laugh at those insane warnings.

  13. Danica/Dream Says:

    #3 cracks me up too! Everytime I see a commercial about it, I die laughing! Oh, the price of progress.

  14. Gabriella Hewitt Says:

    The list might have been random but you had me hooked from #1. When you said that about remembering numbers I realized I still remember some phone numbers and birthdays too. Maybe because we learned them as a child and they were important to us? Maybe just a weird circuit in our brain? Who knows.

  15. Robin from Israel Says:

    What an odd search term. I don’t even want to imagine what they were looking for…

    I had one of those id cards for a while. It was great until I had kids and stopped traveling alone. The Israeli cards are for adults only so you can’t use them if you’ve got kids with you.

  16. KayKay Says:

    I recently added Privacy Manager to my phone service. People who block their numbers (Private or Unknown) will now get a message telling them that I do not accept calls from them and that if they want to call me they have to unblock their number. It’s only a couple dollars more a month but well worth it!! Thanks for commenting on my “Thirteen Things”.

  17. Lady Rose Says:

    thank for stopping by my TT ! :)

  18. mymsie Says:

    Ok, I’ve had some weird searches lead to my blog but “seduction mathematician panties” is unbeatable!

    Funny I was just thinking about how Google is a verb now and wondering what in hell we used to do for info. We had to go to the actual Library - ugh! ;)

  19. Arte Sedução Segredos Says:

    Well done, great blog and great posts!!!

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